May 12 - If we go conservative and say that 50% of what Denise Richards said about her former husband Charlie Sheen is true (in a sworn court statement that you can see in full at The Smoking Gun) then Charlie Sheen is our early selection for online gambling man of the year.
According to the voluminous accusations made by Richards few men understand the purpose of the Internet, or use it more effectively, than Charlie Sheen. He seems to have been online all the time, betting big money on sports at offshore sportsbooks. When he wasn't gambling online (which he even did during their romantic weekends away to try and patch up a shall we say messy marriage), he supposedly used the Internet to purchase prescription meds, meet up with strangers for sex, and surf for the kind of hard-core porn you usally have to go to Amsterdam to see.
An online gambler, an online sex addict, and an online drug purchaser - in short a modern day Everyman. This man is not merely part of the hit TV show Two And A Half Men and a fond memory for Heidi Fleiss, he is a poster child and dare we say an inspiration to Men everywhere! Not only did he bag a world-class hottie in Denise Richards, but he also eschewed the family life when she started to shoot out little ones, allegedly reverting to his wicked former ways.
Charlie Sheen's violent mood swings as detailed in the hilarious court documents were all related to gambling. When his teams were winning he was a happy soul but when he lost a close one he got pretty stroppy and liked to seek solace with a tranquilizer or two. Who amongst us can throw that first stone?
There is currently no award for best leading man in online gambling but there should be, and unless there is some serious closing speed that we don't know about this one is already race over. Charlie Sheen, with his penchant for online porn, online meds, and of course for online betting is our Man of the Year!
Do you want to live life like a Hollywood star? Of course you do, and now it's only a few mouse clicks away. Bet on sports and play a little online blackjack, then google Viagra and Vicadin, post a naked photo of yourself on one of those sex-with-strangers.com websites, get in the mood for your one-night-stand by surfing for nasty porn, and top it all off by calling your nosy wife every expletive you can summon.
You'll have to find the sex and drugs on your own but may we suggest the following world-class online casino...
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