April 24 - An image of Jesus has appeared (on Easter morning no less, what great timing) on the wall of a Colombian house. The race is on between Golden Palace, the world's foremost online casino, and the Catholic Church, a pretty big money-making organization in their own right, to see who can get their hands on the relic first.
The Catholic Church has announced that they will send experts to Colombia to verify if the image is genuine. How do they go about this one wonders? What are the scientific and empirical tests for determining if the mold pattern on some South American shack is the Lord? And isn't this sort of thing a question of faith, and, therefore, impervious to tests and verification procedures? That's what makes religion so cool in the first place.
There is little doubt that Golden Palace, which has taken a fancy to collecting relics that were once the sole domain of the Vatican, will be interested in this wall regardless of authenticity. It will go nicely with their toasted sandwich of Jesus, their Pope-mobile, the piece of wood with the image of the Virgin Mary emblazoned on it, and other Jesus-related knick-knacks.
Perhaps Golden Palace are just way ahead of their time. After all online casinos and organized religion share a lot in common: A love for bingo, and the ability to profit from it; the promise of great riches, but only for the fortunate few who have sufficient faith; mad skills with bells and whistles. They share a similar target market so why not buy that wall?
You may never find Jesus, and we're willing to bet big money that he will never find you, at least not in person, but that shouldn't stop you from enjoying yourself in this lifetime, so sin a little and win a lot at the world's best online casino!
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