North Korean Missile Crisis - Online Casino To The Rescue - 07-06-06

July 6 -  When the North Koreans decided it is time to test their new toys, they obviously didn't give much of a damn about you and I, the good citizens trying to eek out an honest living. Thanks to them, fuel prices are on the up again. But now an online casino is the unlikely source of a solution...

Choke on your caviar Mr. Kim Jong . French champagne can cause the most almighty headaches when consumed in copious quantities. We hope you come down with the mother of all migraines as big as your human rights crisis. We won't falter. Oh no, we have solutions. Thanks for the fuel price going up again mister. But don't you fear. You see my friend, capitalism may have its flaws in your eyes, but we find those solutions.

You see, we can innovate. We don't need weapons of mass destruction. We don't need oppression to reach our goals.

Help is at hand people, as All Slots online casino has come up with another great promo to help a few lucky players ease the burden of the price of gas. It's simple - play at their casino, and win fuel vouchers (are you taking note Mr. Jong, this is what we commonly refer to as 'innovation').

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(How's the headache doing, Kim).

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