September 4 - It's official. I will probably live for at least a year
less. Not because of an unhealthy lifestyle, or engaging in risky leisure
activities, but because I came the closest to hitting the mother load - five
Kings in a row on the 15th pay line on the King Cashalot Progressive Slot. Alas,
it was not to be. I hit the first four only. You can imagine what was happening
to me when those first four slotted into place, one after the other. My heart
hit warp speed. Then, as the last reel stopped, so did my ticker. It was a
goddamn bowl of fruit.
Now don't get me wrong. I like fruit. in fact I love fruit. Peaches, apples,
watermelon All those juicy oranges. BUT I DID NOT NEED FRUIT, I NEEDED A
KING!
So, the long and the short of it is that I am $300 poorer and I have had that
feeling that slots players dread - coming oh so close but yet so far.
An email from one of my favorite casinos,
Roxy
Palace Casino, informed me that King Cashalot had hit that magical
$1,000,000 mark. That prompted me to have a go. The rest is not history, it's a
bowl of fruit. I will not be having fruit for a while. OK I should not complain,
I won something, but ... I shall remember that feeling for the rest of my life.
You can play this dreaded game at any of the casinos listed below. I hope you
get luckier than I was!
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