What do Cows and Online Gambling Have In Common

August 8 - Nothing. Until now. It's really stupid, but hey look, I am writing about it. I guess in that case it achieves something. They tattooed cows. No I've not gone crazy. It's true. They paid someone. He took some paint with him. He managed to pin 100 cows down, one by one. And he painted them. The world has gone mad.

I am not even going to list some of the other stoopido things Golden Palace Casino has done. Like tattoo a woman's forehead. Nah-ah. Not me. I ain't saying nothing. Oh and what about the guy who figured a piece of his rotten shower wall looked like Jesus. I hope you're not listening. Oh, and when Britney weed on a pregnancy kit, they bought the thing. Sorry, nobody's pee is worth a penny in my book. No, I am not telling you about the Virgin Mary sandwich either. Not here. You read it elsewhere.

A hundred cows. They are now Golden Palace cows. Online Casino cows. Cigar chewing chip hurling, slot arm pulling cows. Their breath stinks of stale whiskey bought during happy hour at the bottom end of the strip. Look out for them the next time you visit.

Worst of all the vegetarians support the idea. "Better pain't em than eat 'em" reckons Jemimah Treehugger from "People Against Cowmunching but for Painting Animals" (PACPA).

It doesn't get any better than this. Below a picture of a very fortunate / unfortunate cow. Now go out and buy yourself a big steak. I'm off. I'm salivating. I'm going to eat me a whole cow this week. One that has not been painted.

If you want to know what other stunts these guys have pulled go find their events site yourself, I'm not posting it here. I refuse. Who's Golden Palace anyway?

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